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MONSTER VACANCY by Sarah Das Gupta



Dear Sir,


I am applying for the vacancy of a monster


squat and fat hair closely shaved oblong mouth


But perhaps it’s the horror trope you want over seven feet


veins and arteries exposed red and blue/ blue and red


either possible skin parchment pale


S t r e t c h e d tightly Non-human wanted? Suggest


wolf’s head teeth jagged yellow bloodstained terrible alluring

1. Blood d r I p p i n g 1. Headless


2. Talons/ claws CHOICE HERE 2. Scaly


3. Intestines 3. Fangs

Water Monster? 20 legs (could be extended)


Bermuda Triangle

purple eyes (number optional) SALE OFFER


waving tentacles ditto


Urban Slasher? black suit clown mask on offer- spooky music

Yours etc.


P.S. Haunted House Set on offer with flashing lights


ABOUT:


Sarah Das Gupta is a retired English teacher now living near Cambridge, UK, who taught in India and Tanzania, as well as the UK. She has had work published in a number of magazines/ journals, including 'Dipity', 'Paddle', 'Cosmic Daffodil', 'Green Ink', Waywords L.R','Bar Bar','Pure Haiku', 'Parcham', 'The Chamber', 'Tiny Seed' and others. She is interested in most subjects except football and computer games but her four grandsons are winning her over!


POET INSPO CHOICE:


"Haunted Rooms Light Switch Stop Motion Video Reel " by @studiogreen.official on Instagram


EDITORS SONG CHOICE:


MANIAC - "Haunted" (Get a room! remix) - Anthem Magazine









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